The AI Can Clean Up 60,000 Feature Flags. That Doesn't Make 60,000 Feature Flags Good Engineering.
DoorDash built a multi-agent LLM system to clean up stale feature flags across 623 repositories. The engineering is genuinely clever. The question nobody asks is why a temporary construct became a population of 60,000. A runtime switch is a migration path or an executable path, and only one of them is allowed to survive.